Man...

I just had that itch in my itching nostril that had to be picked on. Gushing blood followed! I rush to the bathroom and I plug the nostril with some toilet paper. But it wasn't enough! The paper had been drowned in the blood so it was replaced with another. While doing so a stream of blood gushes down my face. I apply a damp piece of toilet recycled paper and wait...my nose bleed finally clotted. When the paper was taken out the blood clot on it was huge and slimy. I would have taken a picture but that would probably be too gross for anyone else to see. Unless you really want to see it...